The Bear And The Rabbit
bear and rabbit are wandering through the forest one day, when they
suddenly come across a large clearing where they notice a large
golden frog sitting on a throne. Curious, they approach him..."Hello
animal friends", exclaims the frog, "I am the golden frog of the
forest who can grant you each 3 wishes! Please proceed!" The bear
goes first, "I wish all the bears in the forest were female!"
"Granted!" says the frog Then the rabbit, "I wish I had a little
crash helmet."And a tiny crash helmet appears on the rabbit's head.
The bear has his 2nd wish, "I wish all the bears in the next forest
were female!" "Granted!", exclaims the frog.Then the rabbit, "I wish
I had a little motorbike." And a tiny motorcycle appears under the
rabbit, he get on and starts revving the engine.
"What are you doing?" questions the bear, "you could
have all this great stuff for yourself!?" "Your final wishes please"
demands the frog. "OK, f--k it," says the bear, "I wish all the bears
in the whole world were female!" "Granted" says the frog. The rabbit
then has his final wish; "I wish that bear was gay!" he says and he
speeds off on his motorbike.
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