Hi! We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?
goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
"What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're
prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's obscene!" the
priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two
parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis
and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and
your parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After
minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,
we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned
silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male
parrot and exclaimed, "Put the f*cking beads away, Francis, our
prayers have been answered!"
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